If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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