As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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