After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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