Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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