If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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