Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Porn is love you can see.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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