It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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