new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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