He is an equal opportunity slut.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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