Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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