Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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