Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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