Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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