Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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