I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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