dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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