Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
