I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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