I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Did I show you my penis last night?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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