I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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