so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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