the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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