It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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