If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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