dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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