oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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