in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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