I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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