lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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