Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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