i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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