Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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