Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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