he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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