I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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