): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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