You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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