yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We left the knife in your bed.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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