Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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