I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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