I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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