she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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