um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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