So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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