I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Randomize
