i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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