i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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