its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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