I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Come see our sink grown plant.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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