I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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