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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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