Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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