I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
