So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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