Only a mothe r could love this liver
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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