My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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