Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if only i could text you this smell
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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