Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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